Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.
Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.
Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.
Mary: it’s white.
Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.
Mary: it’s white.
Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
by Hypie November 22, 2021
Get the Somebody shoot me in the assmug. correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
Get the federal pound me in the ass prisonmug. Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
Get the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisonmug. (Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015
Get the Well fuck me in the ass with a cactusmug. by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010
Get the Well fuck me in the ass, right?mug. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
Get the federal pound me in the ass prisonmug. by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003
Get the federal pound me in the ass prisonmug.