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mandan dance

involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of methamphetamine.

clucking, picking,flapping, wobbling, mumbling, weaving, paranoid dillusions

black helicopters, shadow people, shit talking
dance again.
involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of meth.

Luckys village idiot obnoxious beaner attracted the attention of many, also those who werent there (see shadow people).

Youre mandan dance will get us searched! chill dude!

Hola cuzzin wanna go mandan dance with Jonas dis weekend?
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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mayanosis

A lacking of mayas in your life therefore you turn the color of maya.
"Oh shit, I forgot to see Maya, now I AM Maya! I must have mayanosis."
by mayaisawesome April 10, 2010
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mayangri

Mayangri (verb)- the tingly feeling you get in your throat when you're about to get a throat infection. Eg- _I think I caught a flu cause I feel a *mayangri* in the back of my throat._
I think I caught a flu cause I feel a *mayangri* in the back of my throat
by Susan cutcluss August 16, 2021
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Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good
The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012
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Mandan

lets go to mandan and get stoned at the rodeo.
by C&C420 November 27, 2009
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mandangled

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled
by Hamolka January 21, 2005
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madison/mayodan

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.

There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"

A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.

If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.

Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 15, 2019
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