May 9th

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.

May 9th

“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”

by 743772 May 07, 2022

may 9th

if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys

boy: it’s may 9th

girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*

by see them titties May 10, 2021

May 9th

National play Minecraft with ur loved ones

Girl: hey wanna play Minecraft?

Boy: wait is it may 9th? Well okay than!

Girl: yippies

by M1n3caf7 May 09, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is the official day of the aristocracy of Sealand.On this day you must listen to whatever does a Duke , Court , Knight , Baron or Lord say.

Also its the birthday of Baron of Sealand František Jan Hrubý

Its May 9th , you gotta do stuff for me

by June 18, 2021

May 9th

The day Maria gets some love!

Boy:What day is today?
Maria: May 9th
Boy: *shows Maria that she is loved*

by Lulumelimon May 08, 2022

May 9th

The cute little girl is born in this date!!!
You're the cutest and you're really kind!

Boy/girl : May 9th is your birthday!!!!
Birthday girl: Yep hehe
Boy/girl : you're the cutest!

by UwU_hi November 23, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 02, 2019