Mattheus

A dude with the biggest cock in the world. Hottest man in the world. He is atlethic af. Master at all sports. Has a high vert. Aka a fucking god

Damn Mattheus is such a fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Jacob Matthews

Sexy
amazing
funny
interesting
fun
uniqure
gets mad easy

falls hard but loves great
gets hurt alot
sweet heart
loveible
happy most the time

a:whos your bf?

b: Jacob matthews

a: omfg, you know hes like the best guy traits ever?

by white chicksssssssss November 20, 2011

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011

Matthewos Tesfa

Matthewos Tesfa is a little gay goblin who hates his parents and is emo.

Look its the cunt Matthewos Tesfa.

by Matthewos Tesfa November 25, 2021

William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018