Mastermize

This the ability to get something done despite when the odds of getting them done usually is extremely low

Hey man what's up? How much you got ?

Nothing I'm broke

Why ? go out there and mastermize some couple hundreds real quick, I don't care how you get em

by SAPTOWN October 5, 2022

Mastermind

When you’re bricked out of your mind at your methadone chemist, dacking lynx body wash and stealing old ladies purses

That boys a mastermind…Well Defs get him in on the next job

by Citizenjohn October 16, 2022

Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024

Mastermindical

When someone does something so smart and intelligent, it’s mind blowing.

That lyric was mastermindical

by Zukinilover May 18, 2024

Mastermindical

When someone does something mastermindical, it means they did something so smart it leaves you gagged.

That lyric was mastermindical!

by Zukinilover May 24, 2024

mastermind

somone hw is blue and has a big forehead

also from helluva boss

"Will it lead to the mastermind of the plot?"
"gary, I don't fucking know? just watch the movie!"

by DualShock2 December 11, 2024

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020