A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
lack of an ABS system in the car calling for intense and often tiring pumping of the brake pedal to stop.
by ripkif318 April 20, 2011
by Jim September 17, 2005
Any type of sexual activity involving the hands. Includes fingering, jacking off, and fisting. Can be solo or mutual.
Maura: "So, did you and Brian fuck yet?"
Megan: "No, I just gave him some hott manual sex in the back of my Beetle."
Megan: "No, I just gave him some hott manual sex in the back of my Beetle."
by PhelpsBongRipp March 9, 2010
The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
by ReaperB October 24, 2013
< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.
by BlueEagle May 30, 2006
In the heat of the moment you forget to line up an actual version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" when rickrolling someone, so you just start singing the song yourself. The overall shoddyness and ill preparation of the manual rickroll prank actually make it much funnier than the automated version.
fred: hello?
ginger: uh, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
fred: ah yes, the manual rickroll.
ginger: uh, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
fred: ah yes, the manual rickroll.
by el sean o May 16, 2009