manfume

1. The odor that lingers after a heavily cologned man passes by.

2. Man perfume.

Ugh, you get a whiff of that manfume?

by MissErika June 3, 2007

ManFist Destiny

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

Manfred Von Karma

the most annoying prosecutor of all time. he will really do anything to get a guilty verdict. he killed Miles Edgeworth's father Gregory Edgeworth because he got a penalty for his perfect record because of him

Dude, im on episode 4 on phoenix wright and Manfred Von Karma is soooo annoying

by cxjgdhfrdkuhjio;f;szbhuyvgfdh February 6, 2021

Pseudo Manfriend

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.

I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.

by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013

Manfred

Man of Peace

For his love of humanity he was known as a manfred to all the people of the town.

by manfred December 3, 2003

manfume

1. Strong-smelling toiletry (cologne, aftershave, showergel, etc.) foolishly employed by males of the human species who lack a sense of smell and who believe that their use of said scent will make them more attractive to the ladies (when, in fact, it will cause nosebleeds).
2. Axe

"Whoa. Boyfriend needs to tone down the manfume. The stench of his Axe is making my eyes water...and I'm standing on the opposite side of the street!"

by Scaro June 5, 2007

manfruit

back and sides of a pig usually salted and/or smoked. Sliced thin and fried or baked.

Aka. Bacon

I love waking up in the morning to the smell of fresh manfruit.

by He is George December 16, 2008