When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.
Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
by FLiP4990 July 29, 2011
The god of doom and judgement and the keeper of the House of Spirits in Tolkien's epic novel The Silmarillion. Námo alone of the Valar knows all that shall come to pass, save that which lies still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.
"Námo Mandos is the Doomsman of the Valar; but he pronounces his dooms and his Judgements only at the bidding of Manwë."
by Marla January 8, 2005
by mp3playa May 27, 2008
A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.
"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"
by Elisu August 17, 2015
Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''
by AssDestroyer69420 January 22, 2022
the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth
by beefyvagina June 2, 2015
by MandoMan111 September 2, 2017