manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)

You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.

manatee hand by haMMiE February 4, 2004

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manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

manatee gown by aaaadam November 7, 2010

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manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

manatee tank by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

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Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.

Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.

Manatee High School by PC :) August 27, 2021

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manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

manatee treatment by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

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Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

Manatee High School Football Team by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

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Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

Manatee Matriarch by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

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