mexican mailbox

A deviant sexual act where the woman is folded up and double-stuffed (usually by two filthy Mexicans).

Good thing we gave that chick GHB… She was so out of it we gave her a mexican mailbox.

by Mad Cheddar July 19, 2006

A letter in the mailbox

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

by emmelie March 16, 2006

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and goon.

I could do with a bit of Sex on a Mailbox!

by Jessica-Ann March 3, 2008

Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

by UrbanUm December 12, 2013

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.

“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”

by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020