being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.
They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.
Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
by CPL_JOHNNY_95 March 6, 2019

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.
by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

by _zubaidi4 November 2, 2022

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022

by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022
