midgey midge

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.

On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"

by Cessticles December 15, 2009

Madge

the face that is made when you laugh but no sound comes out- the laugh is completely unexpected. These moments are often caught on camera, but never "tagged" on facebook because you look hideous. Made famous by the website madgeparty.com

Dude 1: "Man, Jacob was so funny last night that I had madge face all night!"

Dude 2: "Better go untag yourself bro."

Girl 1: "Man, Anne Hathaway totally madged at Kirk Douglas' jokes."

Girl 2: "Best part of the Oscars."

by Eehayjay April 6, 2011

madger

Madger's are lovely young men and a great boyfriends . He is very idiosyncratic, quirky, absolutely hilarious and full of cheek. Will brighten your day in an instant! Very attractive specimen normally with curly hair.

Gurl one: who's that cutey
Gurl two: that's Madger watch out his girlfriend will hunt u down

by lovelifelovepeople July 5, 2018

Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!

Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011

Midgey

a midget
just a weirder name
kinda like a nickname for a shot person

Hey midgey check this out man. Oh wait i forgot you can't see over the fence. Sorry.

by aznboarder120151 July 6, 2008

magey

1. To make a complete ass out of one self
2. To stupify everybody around you with random comments

1. What a fucking magey.
2. That comment was incredibly mageing

by nigga August 6, 2003

madge

A Madgelia. A Derry woman/girl who are like chavs except they are in love with pink and hair straighteners. if your hairs a mess they are sure to point it out.
Looks down nose at anyone/everyone

She is a madge just look at her shes giving us dirty looks

by EmSa November 30, 2006