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Madame Two-Swords

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
by WaltD007 March 29, 2019
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President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008
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madams apple

Becky: why don't girls have an Adams apple?

Susan: we do, its called an madams apple!
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Madan

An Indian name which translates to 'God of Love'
I don't need a Kratos in bed, I need a Madan!
by Satkum March 9, 2020
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madai

Madai is beautiful name to give a beautiful women she only one a kind friend you can rely on and will be by your side no matter what every one want a piece of her because she is the best thing
Madai is so tall and so gorgeous.
by andrrea29 April 10, 2016
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macfag

An inept computer user (see noob) who calls himself a geek and uses an Apple Macintosh computer.

They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.

This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.
Macfag101 (in video): Hi guys, what's up? Today I'm going to be doing a giveaway and the winner is whoever can bitch Microsoft the most. Also coming up, a tutorial with the very original idea of how to change your dock background images, why Macs are so much better than PCs and why I don't know a fucking thing about what I'm talking about.

Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.
by The World's Best Coder June 20, 2009
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madalyn

a very attractive girl who loves to party and have fun. she is very funny and needs a guy who can appreciate that. she's shy, but very outgoing once you get to know her. she hasn't been with many guys. but when she is with a guy, man he will have the time of his life.
Hey isn't that girl beautiful? She must be a madalyn.
by mclovin triple jumper June 21, 2009
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