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Madaline

Madaline is usually the sunshine to your day. She is so funny and athletic. She does not care about her looks and is always smiling. Her days are never free because of her sports and friends. She has a golden dark blonde hair and hazel brown eyes. Her skate board is her path to happiness. She also, is sooooo pretty and rocks any look. Including long crazy socks. Her smile just makes anyone’s day. Also her intelligence is off the charts and never brags. She is super independent even if her locker is jammed; She never lets anyone be late to class by helping her. She is talented a everything! everyone should have a Madaline in there life.

-Molly
Dude: Madaline is sooooo hot
Dude 2: She’s perfect!!!
by UnicornMol0711 May 14, 2018
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Men's Health Magazine

"Men's Health" is a monthly magazine in the supposedly (and originally) about health and fitness, but characterised by the multitude of topless men it depicts. It started in 1987 in the US, but is very popular in other regions (especially the UK). It is surprisingly popular despite its infamous reputation, and has an estimated circulation of about 1.85 million copies each month as of 2009. The editor in chief is David Zinczenko, and the magazine is something of a byword for an dull/homosexually-inclined thing to read. A typical article would be "Nine steps to a perfect 6-pack".
Christian was a massive fan of Men's Health Magazine, and used to sneak into his older brother's room to steal the latest issue.
by Versipellis May 23, 2009
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girlfriend magazine

An Australian magazine for teenage girls, teaches them to believe in themselves, like their self image, love themselves and not to go anorexic like half the super models in other magazines. Also teaches methods of masturbation.
Girl:"Have you read this months 'sealed section' of Girlfriend magazine, shoving barbie dolls is the new thing, it works too".
by coopz March 12, 2008
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King magazine

A men's magazine targeted at Black men ages 18-35. What the magazine features is beyond me but I know this for a fact: There are more half-naked women in that magazine than in the Holocaust.

Go to any apartment or house inhabited by Black men who thrive off of mainstream rap culture, are wannabe thugs or real scary thugs, misogynist, wannabe rappers or sex addicts...and I bet you, there would be a table piled up with King magazines.
Jermaine: Ay, nigga. I'm finna get that new King magazine featuring Karrine Stephans on the cova'!
Dionte: Word, nigga?
Jermaine: Fuck chea' nigga.

Two hours later...

Jermaine: Ay let's go fuck them light-skinned bitches I met at the Grown&Sexy parties last Saturday. That issue of King made my dick hard, dawg.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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magazine

1. A container, which holds ammunition. Unlike a clip, they can be freely removed from the weapon, without ejecting the clip altogether, if such a procedure is able to be executed at all.

Often times, they are confused with "clips." A "clip" is an exposed container of ammunition, always in the form of a stripper clip for rifles and semi-automatic handguns, or a speed-loading clip for revolvers. Saying "clip," rather than "magazine," instantly qualifies you as an ignoramous. Don't do it.

2. A soft, paper booklet, which is sized in standard paper, commonly. Most magazines concern the mundane, such as homes, cars, jewelry, or celebrities. If you read the latter, you are a doucher who is to be exterminated, via firing squad.
1. Call it a clip again, you son of a bitch, and I'll bash your fucking head in with this here magazine, until the trauma has rendered you in a comatose, if not dead, and the rounds have all discharged into your ear, or are on the ground.

2. Playboy and Penthouse are such splendid magazines, though I too like PCGamer US.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
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Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
by Asianchild December 28, 2013
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