Mecrophilia

people who get high on devils lettuce and want some Asian buns roasted(steamed) pronto

i totally want to do mecrophilia tonight

by mr. handle January 2, 2019

Mayophile

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.

The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers

by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019

mathophile

someone who is sexually attracted to maths

"Oh that guy over there, I heard he's a mathophile. Fucks maths books in his spare time"

by manicsgirl November 24, 2023

Macrophallophobia

Macrophallophobia is the fear or hatred of the manbulge or of a macropenis. A macrophallophobe is somene who discriminates against men with macrophallism.

The macrophallophobia affected his job interviews

by Fsirccpo September 16, 2024

Masophile

A masochist who is also a pedophile.

The university chancellor is a masophile.

by oneguy3972 September 10, 2025

Microphilosophy

Microphilosophy: a modern form of philosophy that people post online, normally about one sentence or less, bite-sized for modern times, usually very witty and clever, and often widely liked and shared.

Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”

Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.

Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.

Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.

Frank: LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026

Maprophiliac

A Maprophiliac is person a with sexual fetish or fantasy involving an attraction to maps, atlases, nautical charts, and satellite imagery.

Did you see HOI got a new DLC. Man when Jake sees that he's gonna bust the biggest nut. He's such a Maprophiliac.

by MysticLegend March 24, 2026