Macgyver

describing a situation that requires quick, decisive thinking in order to prevent harm or conflict.

I had to pull a MacGyver today so my girlfriend wouldn't find out I cheated.

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

MacGyver

A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.

"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."

by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004

MacGyver

multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.



oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.

One baaaad ass'd motha fu... (SHUT YO MOUF') but i'm talkin about shaft, i mean macgyver.

by motha fucka April 11, 2004

MacGyver

The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force

Alex totally macgyvered that backpack.

Dude Carl, keep him distracted while I MacGyver him.

by master macgyverer April 14, 2006

Macgyver

Pocketknife. The multi-function Swiss type.

"Can't open this can of beans."
"Here, use my MacGyver."

by magnus August 17, 2003

Macgyver

The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.

Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?

Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.

Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?

by I am back May 15, 2010

Macgyver

Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.

Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?

Yep, that's the one!!

by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016