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S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.
Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.M.A.R.T. 

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice
John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little
S.M.A.R.T. by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016

D.M.S.M.A.T

It's the initials for the words Dont Marry Save Money And Travel *
It is used when a girl tries to play smart games on yah after you wasting your time of her
Dude: Bro hw's Jane??? Are you guys still vibing???

Me: Don't marry save money and travel !!! (D.M.S.M.A.T)
D.M.S.M.A.T by Hayford Cypha September 21, 2017
s.m.a.

no!
S.M.A. by nike dude April 11, 2018
this word is an extension of SMH (Shaking My Head) and its meaning is Shaking My Ass
This word means you are disappointed in a particular person or object
Ex: Damn you so you didnt get with that 2nd grader S.M.A
when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs

when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape

Stupid
Managers
Are
Really
Toxic
BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T

YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....
S.M.A.R.T by Mysterio28 October 30, 2021