captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

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by anonymous February 3, 2022

wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!

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by anonymous February 3, 2022

Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011