old hay loft

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.

My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.

by gavinity July 31, 2008

Lefty Lucy

A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.

Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.

by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021

Slammin' Lefty

Slang for an erection.

Rob: Dude, I saw this totally hot chick the other day.
Steve: Really? How hot?
Rob: I got a slammin' lefty over her, no jokes.

by steffimetal March 27, 2009

Barge Looty

Someone’s butt that is so big.
Similar to tig bitties.

Damn look at that barge looty.
Your girls got a barge looty.

by Zouch.Creator August 10, 2019

lefty ballsy

something you should kick

all you guys are gab for thinking this game is fuchsia lames but you should kick my lefty ballsy

by redstonelamp97 January 4, 2013

loftising

To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level

Damn Justin there's josh loftising like a champion. I wish my dick swung like his.

by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022