When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 04, 2011
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
by Trogdor August 10, 2004
by johnny someone January 10, 2009
It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
by Ace8904 February 05, 2008
The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
by LincolnLogger November 04, 2019
by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 13, 2024
Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 07, 2021