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Lesman

To mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or Texas Hold'Em.
Matt: "I HAVE A FLUSH! I HAVE A FLUSH!"

Chris: "Thats a club you moron"
Matt: "FUCK, I THOUGHT I HAD TWO SPADES"

Justin: "Wow, you pulled a lesman!"
by Anonymous Deuchebag February 11, 2007
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lipsmacker

when a hairy guy smacks a girls lips together before they hardcore and then a hairpie monster enters the room.
Barry and Hairy lipsmacked many chicks and then got eaten by the hairpie monster
by hairpie January 17, 2004
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linesmanning

linesmanning - verb - to do the job of the lines man in rugby.
"He's kicking as well as linesmanning"
"Can he do that, shouldn't he just stick to the linesmanning"
by the_vicki_monster March 15, 2009
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lesmance

new tv show on mtv about girls who have affection for their friends. like a 'bromance'
dude, those girls have some serious lesmance. they never are seperated
by woohooily December 2, 2010
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Lismara

She a very sweet girl is very freakybut quite not a lot of people now she is freaky but she loves to dance espacially bachata she loves hanging out with guys she loves everyone but sometimes could be bitchy but loves being with people and never like to show her feelings. She always have a beautiful smile itโ€™s contagious she loves to make people happy give great advice also she is a very thick girl she got a big ass bootty ooof. Also she is a very beautiful hot ass fine ass girl ๐Ÿ’‹โŒ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€
Lismara come here okay
by By Uriel ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ September 10, 2018
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lIemaist

famous twitter artist and well known struggler misa (@lIemaist) on twitter is known for their infamous struggles on jojotwt for not knowing what words such as "queef" and "fisting" mean. they can often be caught saying their famous catchphrases such as the *standing man emoji* and "yall keep mentioning creampie is it really that good?? i swear i havent seen a bakery with a dessert named like that please does it only exist on some countries or smth wtf". they are are a hilarious individual with a kind heart. they have incredible art that can be found on both @rtllemaist and @lIemaist on twitter.
person 1: have you checked the jjbastruggletwt account recently??

person 2: no, what? have they posted a new struggle??

person 1: yeah but its just the daily lIemaist struggle
by kittyboyhanako November 20, 2020
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Lismairy

Lismairy is really caring and hot as hell she's always their for you and when she likes someone it'll always be about them she loves gestures.
I talked to lismairy last night.๐Ÿ˜•
by Lil baby lizi December 23, 2020
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