by DertyDrew September 06, 2006
"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno!"
by Nat Light Nick April 21, 2007
1. Bikers that associate themselves with Jay Leno pics and Harley Davidson. Simultaneously destroying any previous victories and consistencies with media want of crap. Although he does have Viagra.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
Same thing as a Letterman Fag, but with Harley's. Leno Fag's being the opportunists in the situation presented.
Anyone can wear Armani.
Anyone can wear Armani.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
Person 1 " Did you hear that andy huffer got the dirty leno last night?"
person 2 " No!, whats a dirty leno?"
person 1 " This dude was massaging andy's face while his balls were on his chin"
person 2 " That sounds like huffer"
person 2 " No!, whats a dirty leno?"
person 1 " This dude was massaging andy's face while his balls were on his chin"
person 2 " That sounds like huffer"
by Rhino Magnum & Sven Dickleson December 07, 2009
Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.
Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq."
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
by The Wall Street Dangler January 05, 2011
by kieranao April 28, 2010
by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2009