lawnmower jeans 

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

lawnmower jeans by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007

lawnmower parent 

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...

Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...

lawnmower parent by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016

Lawnmower Lesbian 

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.

Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.

Lawnmower Lesbian by pezpact November 14, 2022

Lawnmower deth 

The musical equivalent to death by a lawnmower.

"Cobwoman of Death meets Mr. Smelly Mop."

Lawnmower deth by bagpar January 29, 2003

lawnmower weekend 

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

lawnmower weekend by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011

lawnmower nose 

Huge ass nose

He's got a lawnmower nose!

lawnmower nose by Big nosed November 8, 2017

lawnmower style

Ride around on a lawnmower & reverse cowboy AT THE SAME TIME

Rosalyn and Jacob did it lawnmower style

lawnmower style by Cowgurlya April 19, 2022