Latch

Someone who is an insufferable soppy bollocks and will fall in love with or latch onto any man or woman they meet that they think they could have a chance with

Uno how Andy was obsessed with Grace he now wont shut up about Chloe omg he is such a Latch

by YACOB YOOMBS December 7, 2019

Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.

Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.

by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025