paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014

Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 27, 2019

handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Landy

The inability to get it up one night

"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"

by Lordyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2022

Landy

Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures

Boy : “ what’s wrong with him “
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “

by DeanoInit June 08, 2021

Landy

A large but packing young fellow that attracts many young females. Biv lishop is amongst the many women that fall for landys charming ways. He is strapping a 20 inch sword that can not only help attracting females but can be helpful in the fields too.

Girl 1: I have shagged landy

Girl 2:Same

by Anonymous69420123 November 25, 2021

Landi

A lady who is too much. Used when someone annoys/mistreats you or your loved ones.

Rakhi landi it taking up too much screenspace with her over the top expressions.

by July 15, 2024