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Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.
Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn
by GoonBerry December 28, 2025
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The lamppost

When you attach a small light to the end of your cock, and preform sex with it whilst the light is on.
I did the lamppost with my girlfriend using a strobe light, and now she is dancing on the floor.
by User 69 420 November 16, 2021
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Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.
Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.
by Bigboibobby420 July 3, 2022
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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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