Lamer 

Someone who claims to be a gamer but really doesn't know what being a real gamer entails. They watch t.v. and movies still and do things like turn the sound off so they can listen to crapy music instead. They don't play fighting games etc. where you actually have to use effort to win instead they only play rpgs when you basicly just level up a lot and can't lose and they just pick the name of an action and it does it for you then a number pops up in the air. They also accept a loss without complaining when it's they didn't lose because they just suck. Also someone who doesn't play video games and/or makes negative coments about them.

That guy's a total lamer. He got a ps2 for christmas and he's over there watching "Walker: Texas Ranger".

Lamer by David H. August 4, 2006

lamer 

1.A portmanteau of lame, gamer, and layman used to describe a foolhardy technopeasant who talks too much.
2. Someone who prefers not to know how things work and is therefore limited to default settings and off-the-shelf functionality. An object of contempt/scorn/pity for unenlightened leetfolk.
3. The target of flamers.

That lamer has no idea what he's talking about.

lamer by tronglodyte September 24, 2011

Lamer 

Someone who is even more lame than another usually used to compare two people as person 2 is lamer than person 1.

“Tyler is lamer than Christian”

“Your lame, well your lamer.”

Lamer by Christianthegreat March 18, 2019

Lamer 

An idiot who is a wannabe programmer but does not have any programming skills.

He is such a lamer

Lamer by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

Lamer 

A lamé person dub

"I just got ran over."

"Bro you're a lamer"

Lamer by thingyman2 April 8, 2024

Lamer Speech 

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

Lamer Speech by Protected September 10, 2003

lamer joe

To run up an insain phone bill on a partyline, by allowing others to use your line. Also known as a Boston Joe.

Mom: Dear did you see the bill from Sprint this month?
Husband: No
Mom: (Tosses enevolope at the fucktard)
Husband: It say's we owe {shouts} fourty thousand dollars!!!!!Are you majistizing?
Mom: No someone pulled a lamer Joe on us.

lamer joe by Renagade334 January 5, 2006