Laker

Watching a grown person cry after losing to a competitor that they assumed they were superior to, finding out that they are not. Then later, instead of admitting the other team was better, you explain how you had some unrelated problems that impacted your ability to focus to use your full potential. You then start to cry some more and make it so pitifully about you (and not about the better team that beat you) that you become the center of attention.

It occurs in sports, politics.
Everytime the lakers lose a championship (especially to the Pistons or Celtics) they do that.

Hillary Clinton acted like a Laker when she lost to Obama.

Watch Kobe literally cry like a Laker.

The Tea Partiers are a bunch of Lakers
by osirica1 February 25, 2010
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laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat
maddox will be a laker in 50 years
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laker

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!
by Amy Hetzler June 25, 2006
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Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".
Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.
by bob February 18, 2005
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Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
by The gooser June 09, 2010
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laker fan

Jack Nicholson is at every damn game!
by Mwa April 09, 2004
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onion lakers

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.
guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"
by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013
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