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Holland Landing

This community is located in the town of East Gillimbury. Its about a 5 minute drive to Newmarket. This town is the most chills town ever. There are 2 bars, which are fucken sick and everybody in the town smokes Marijuana and other various drugs such as Mushrooms and what not. There are more drug dealers then pregnet moms in this town, which is chill. Another word for Holland Landing is the H.L. and thats what all us local kids call it. The H.L. is close to a dump of a town called River Drive Park don't get this place confused with the H.L. as River Drive Park is the defention of the word Hick.
Lets go for a drive to the H.L. to buy some drugs.

Mom the Holland Landing bus never came
by kp@15 April 21, 2011
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landing gear

A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
Man that show got canceled; I wish I had some landing gear to stop my trip
by psycheshop October 12, 2008
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landing strip

Genital hair trimmed in a neat, narrow, long strip
She has a cute little landing strip.
by Robert Morrison September 21, 2003
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"stick the landing"

Execute flawlessly from the beginning through the end. Follow through.
All phases of the sales cycle require great attention to detail but to be successful, we must "stick the landing" to close the deal.
by Gia M December 26, 2006
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Tracey's Landing

Tracey's Landing is a place like no other. It is located in southern anne arundel county and could be considered the climax of relaxation with the beatiful beaches and cliffs. Tracey's is mainly on the water and has few roads running through it such as Fairhaven, Franklin Gibson, Leitch, 256, rt.2 etc. Very attractive guys and girls live here especially throughout Fairhaven. The guys are atheletic and the girls are gorgeous. Everyone in Tracey's knows how to party and its not uncommon for the youth to come together and throw one monsterous party for the whole town.
The kids from Tracey's Landing make Southern High School what it is.
by beatrixkid November 30, 2006
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Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009
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Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010
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