LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

LAMP by Scott June 19, 2006

Lamp

To be punched,smacked or beaten the crap outta

that johnny bananas recieved a right lampin from roger after shaggin rogers missus

Lamp by T McCann October 20, 2010

lamp

hi is a lamp

my lamp is gay

lamp by jkbot5 May 15, 2018

Lamp

English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.

Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”

Lamp by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020

Lamp

The thing in the corner of your room that stands there looking ugly

Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"

Lamp by Ihatelamps October 20, 2022

LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.

Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.

LAMP by WadeWilson April 29, 2010

LAMP

greek term for willow

i <3 lamp

LAMP by greekgod1234 January 3, 2011