Kumquat 

A kumquat is broken down into two syllables, kum-quat.

Kum- referring to a spill or accident.
Quat-referring to a duck quack, loud,

obnoxious sound.

SO BASICALLY:

A loud stain!

e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it. .. That kumquat just showed up. Again.

e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it... That kumquat just showed up again.

Kumquat by Working2Be1 August 3, 2016

kumquat 

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

kumquat by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

Kumquat 

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.

"Look at that fucking kumquat!"

Kumquat by PimpDaddy069 May 29, 2018

Kumquat 

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

Kumquat by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018

Kumquat 

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

Kumquat by n word f word July 7, 2018

Kumquat 

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

Kumquat by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat 

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

Kumquat by Masked015 December 2, 2019