Kronos

Greek Titan of the universe. Son of Oranos, Father of Zeus. A prophecy wads foretold that Oranos would be defeated by his son (Kronos), who would be in turn defeated by his son (Zeus). Scared the prophecy might be true, Kronos swallowed every child alive who he and Gaia (his wife) gave birth too. Gaia, after having Zeus, feared for him and hid him on Earth. Eventually, Zeus and Gaia tricked Kronos into puking out their children (Poseidon, Hera, Hades,etc.) and Zeus declared war on Kronos. Kronos then gathered all the titans for battle. Zeus, however, called the gods and the thousand handed ones to his aid. The thousand handed ones then threw rocks and killed the titans. The survivos (including Kronos) and all of Kronos's minions were put in the hellish prison Tartarus where they would spend the rest of their days.

If you play the game "Age of Mythology, the Titans Ex." you can find stories of Kronos, or simply go to your public library.

by All seeing December 9, 2004

kronthal

-a person that is a major stalker and asks out tons of people.

-can just be a weird, unusual or plain annoying person.

"Wow, what a kronthal. All they ever do is stalk me."

by bibblesworth June 25, 2008

Kronwall

Verb: To Kronwall someone is to hit someone in hockey so hard that you injure them or take them out using the backside of your body to transfer more force to the person you're Kronwalling.

(When you're teammate Kronwalls someone) "Holy crap dude! He just got Kronwalled!"

(When you're chirping a player) "Hey bud, you best watch your mouth or I will Kronwall you."

by Boob man August 31, 2012

Kronenbird

A women, who from behind appears to have the hot body of a 16 year old, but when seen from the front has a face of a 64 year old. Derived from the famous beer 'Kronenberg 1664'.

"I was stood at the bus stop mate, and I saw a proper Kronenbird stood there."

"

by Halit November 23, 2006

Koonzy

Synonym for being a pussy ass motherfucker

Yo stop being so koonzy and gimme those 2x4s

by gayrat69 December 17, 2019

krondon

Krondon is an underground rapper from South Central California. He is part of the Strong Arm Steady gang. A rap Supergroup composed of Krondon, Mitchy Slick, Phil Da Agony, and Xzibit, who left the group in 2003.

Krondon is commonly mistaken for a white-bread honkey because he is a albino. However, he was born from 2 black parents.

"What the fuck that whiteboy doin' up here in Compton hommie?"

"Nigga, thats Krondon!"

by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

kronus

To be better than all competitors; best.

He's like the kronus of our generation.

by Gerke March 5, 2011