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gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters
by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011
mugGet the gripe kringlemug.

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
by Lucarion November 23, 2023
mugGet the Chris Kringlemug.

kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available
“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”
by mm262a1 February 5, 2025
mugGet the kringle tinglemug.

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