by MrGrinch August 07, 2003
Kool-Aids is a viscious flesh eating virus that is contracted by consuming, wheter through inhalation or oraly, "out of date Kool-Aid. Symptoms include spitting, vomiting, diherea, nose bleed, penile disfunction, headache, nausia, temporary blindness, yelling at people for having out of date Kool-Aid in the house and or area, and the most horrible of penile dismemberment. Also your flesh starts to fall from your body.
by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005
The ether of the African-Americans.
Most black people are powerless without a flask of kool aid. This powerful potion gives the black man his pride, spirit, his love, his ability to run fast, his strut, his dignity, his talk, his walk, and all around blackyness. Without Kool-aid an African-American is just another guy. No blackman should travel without his flask of kool-aid. Some black people rely on it so much they inject it into their veins.
by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger October 25, 2005
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?
Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.
by Hextacy December 25, 2006
According to Dane Cook, Kool Aid is a big talking bowl of punch wearing tights who breaks through your walls screaming "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Most children love the giant bowl of punch, but Dane wants Kool Aid man to fix his wall before his dad comes home and beats him with a toaster.
by Dana T. May 22, 2008