Chilled Kona

A nice man who got bored and added his user to the urban dictionary so now everyone can see me. Hi.

Chilled Kona......... ^-^

by Chilled Kona September 8, 2021

kona big wave

Kona Big Wave, originally brewed as Pacific Golden Ale was brewed in 1994 and inspired by the legendary waves in Hawaii. Kona is a grown man beer and never disappoints. Although, Kona tends to make the humans stomach rot in hell and give them the shits.

This Kona Big Wave is so elite but I have to shit for the 3rd time and it’s not even noon yet.

by Xxxdddeeebbb May 11, 2024

kona

Unnecessary talks in unwanted areas. Basically worthless talking.

Damn today's lecture was all kona

by RoyalcsSCT May 4, 2018

Maato-Kona Max-Kyne

An animal that feed on plants

Offering the meat to the Maato-Kona Max-Kyne did no good as it only ate plants.

by ☠️☠️ February 10, 2018

Kona

Kona is a sweet girl who loves to laugh uncontrollably. She also will stare at her crush for an uncomfortable amount of time. She is also one of the least known people in the world but she is really nice once you get to know her. She loves to eat a lot of food. Like a. Whole. Lot. Of. Food.

Guy1: Omfg who is that girl looking at me
Guy2: Oh, she’s Kona I think

Guy1: Oh ain’t she a nobody

by Kona_and_Nico March 31, 2019

kona

(1) a high grade example of retro good taste, and as such, an instant classic; (2) reminiscent of Tahitian or Hawaiian-style feasts and celebrations, with Tiki torches and other pseudo-"native" artifacts present; conveying the exotic and mysterious quality of island dwelling cultures; (3) splendidly nerdy and unapologetically reflective of a backyard luau in a sentimental way.

"That Hawaiian shirt that he wore to the frat party was completely kona, man."

"That bobble head doll on your dash is so kona! Where can I get one?"

by Plains Mermaid January 4, 2009

Chilled Kona

Got bored so I added my user to the urban dictionary...hi

Look, a wild chilled kona has appeared.

by Chilled Kona September 8, 2021