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Mortal Kombat

A game that has lots of blood and you freaking kill people and has too many ninjas Like Scorpion Sub-Zero Rain Literally Rain and girls with demon mouths like what the frick mileena
Person 1 Do you wanna play Mortal Kombat?
Person 2 Nah too many Ninja and demon mouths
Person 1 GET OVER HERE... to the arcade do you have any quarters?
Person 2 No the first ones aren't gory look at this (Grabs Xbox one S X A+) Mortal Kombat 11
Person1 Well Wanna watch the new movie?
Person 2 (Throws Controller) WHAT!?! WHERE THEY MADE A NEW CHARACTER GOT RID JOHNNY CAGE AND MADE THE MAIN CHARACTER APPEARS FOR TWO MINUTES (aka scorpion) NO!!! THEY RUINED THE FRANCHISED GO JUMP IN A HOLE YOU LITTLE-
by KaiDaKrusher147 May 21, 2021
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The Mortal Kombat

- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -

During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."
by MADkins July 22, 2009
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Mortal Kombat Online

A forum with no moderation and lots of noobs. Each day, there is a flame war and the majority of the members have the inteligence of an 11-year-old who drinks paint.
n00b666- i found motaro in mkd no lie
fatalkombat- stfu idiot
Thus the flame war begins...
by Sterolizer November 3, 2004
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MORTAL KOMBAT

1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"
by ... nobody June 24, 2007
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mortal kombat

aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure
"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"
by ChauMaster May 13, 2005
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Mortal Kombat Temple

The Mortal Kombat Temple, the greatest Mortal Kombat site in existence.

The empire that would become The Mortal Kombat Temple started back in 1999 on a simple gamers board, compiled with nothing but a few members who shared a passion for the same game. Soon it would blossom into the exellence that we see today; The Mortal Kombat Temple.

Emperor_Sub-Zero, the founder of The Temple, is most likely the official die hard fan of the Mortal Kombat series. At age 20, he has collected each MK arcade machine, every version of each game, the majority of original action figures, komics, official MK weaponry, films, and just about anything you can think of relating to the Kombat world. His vision for his favorite game was put into motion not too much longer after Gamers Board, and he began work on the mighty Temple itself...

Finally, around 2001, The Mortal Kombat temple received it's own domain. With pages and pages of information, it was and still is the greatest Mortal Kombat library you will ever come across, anywhere. It seemed as though Emperor_Sub-Zero was at the top of un-official MK fan-dom, so what else could make his already perfect site even better? The answer: The Mortal Kombat Hideout.

Emperor_Sub-Zero, who was sick of insufficient forums, soon began work on The Temple's official forum; The Mortal Kombat Hideout. The Hideout was a place for Mortal Kombat veterans alike to come and chat and share stories and artwork, something not seen outside of official MK sites. And, members would soon grow into an enourmous family that to this day consists of the best group of friends to be found anywhere in the MK universe.

Clans were soon formed, as groups of people decided to ban together for a secondary cause on The Hideout. Artwork, stories, or just getting up to date information on the next MK game were quite common. Some clans would remain through the thick and thin times, others would soon fade into obscurity and become destroyed due to in-activity.

While staff became somewhat shaky in recent times, it was reverted to near perfection, just as it was when The Hideout began. The Staff for The Mortal Kombat Temple is as follows:

~Temple Elders~
Emperor_Sub-Zero
MadCat
QuanMan

~Shadow Priest~
Lin Kuei Assassin

~Portal Masters~
CorrezZio
Disturbed-Fatalist

~Clan Leaders~
The Purgatory: Lin Kuei Assassin
Eternal Flames: mkkinglogans
Tainted Souls: mk_master

After over five solid years, The Temple stands strong to this day. Soon, The Hideout would become so popular among fans, that Emperor_Sub-Zero decided it would be best to close The Temple and merge the site with the The Hideout in early 2005. This decision upset many people, but in the end it was well worth the efforts. The Hideout now keeps an official library of documents relating to Mortal Kombat. From move lists to secret codes, it's all there.

The Mortal Kombat Temple Kommunity remains one of, if not the strongest Mortal Kombat Kommunities to this day. For more information visit The Temple itself at www.mkhideout.com
All material relating to The Mortal Kombat Temple is copyright to Emperor_Sub-Zero.
by Lin Kuei Assassin September 13, 2008
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Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.
"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."
by jpcymru July 14, 2009
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