Koi-Kun

The most smol bean in existence. The one smol bean that we must protecc.

We must protect Koi-Kun, he is so smol and cute!

by ThatFujoshi November 2, 2020

Koi Boy

A severely amazing, blissful, underrated song by god himself, the legend Jack Stauber.

Person 1: "You're such a koi boy."
Person 2: "What-"

by Miss Connie <3 April 8, 2023

Koi Pond

To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.

I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs

by Hubert Swineherder August 15, 2011

Koi Fish

(noun) A shy person.

Background: Koi is a homonym with coy, which means shy.

E: Don't be koi fish now. Call me sometime baby.

by metal fingerz June 29, 2009

Koi Karp

A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.

-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"

by SOONEIYT January 24, 2006

Koi Pond

When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)

Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!

by Henry J. Swindlestacks III Esq August 15, 2011

Golden Koi

A geeky looking dude who wears glasses and a beard, as well as a goofy hairstyle. This guy also tends to stutter and come up with weird playful insults. Typically dresses in clothes that do not match and he even walks like he's messed up in the head. He has a bad habit of blurting things out of no where. He never takes his head phones out of his ears, even to save his life.

Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.

At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.

Oh God. There comes ol' Golden Koi. This guy is fucking annoying sometimes.... Bless his heart.

by CorpseYokel October 12, 2017