koi

a very nice and caring person.
quite handsome and charming man.

not too kind to everyone but if he engages with you then you are considered a friend
overall just a great guy

koi means the goat

by koilon March 22, 2025

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Koi 2 9

Short for: Quoi de neuf.

The French expression for: What's up? What news? What's good?

Lara: Salut toi. (Hey you)

Michelle: Salut ma belle. (Hey beautiful)

Lara: Alors koi 2 9? (So, what's good?)

Michelle: Rien de spécial. Et chez toi? (Nothing special. How about you?)

Lara: Ben, rien non plus. (Well, not much either)

by Faty January 14, 2009

Koi-Kun

The most smol bean in existence. The one smol bean that we must protecc.

We must protect Koi-Kun, he is so smol and cute!

by ThatFujoshi November 2, 2020

Koi Boy

A severely amazing, blissful, underrated song by god himself, the legend Jack Stauber.

Person 1: "You're such a koi boy."
Person 2: "What-"

by Miss Connie <3 April 8, 2023

Koi Pond

To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.

I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs

by Hubert Swineherder August 15, 2011