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kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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Koolie

Buttocks.

Its used as short for a slang Spanish and Italian term, "culo", spelled "coolie", "koolie" or "cooley" - referring to the buttocks (either gender; male or female).
Dayum that man's koolie has got me all fired up.
by flamethrowin November 17, 2019
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Koofie Special

1. (v.) Gettin payback in Call Of Duty: MW2 by knifing your enemy in their dome piece.

2. (v.) A firm slap to the back of someone's head.
OHH Shyt! Im'ma have ta give dat boi da Koofie Special!
by kingofthejewz February 15, 2010
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KookeeKraazzy

The new CooKawLaKaw

Still, something epic, swag, amazing (also crazy!)
"Wow, that sex was pretty KookeeKraazzy"
by N4omii February 8, 2022
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kooki

an extrodinary women, whos got an awesome laugh and a beautiful smile. love her or hate her...thats who she is!
Do you wanna go hang out with Kooki, shes awesome!
by Your amazing February 28, 2008
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ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.
Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.
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Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.
by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014
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