kloekism

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.

1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."

by daniskins November 20, 2010

Kloser

1. to shut; conclude
2. to end games and demoralize opponents

1. Kobe Bryant is the best because he is the kloser.

2. Kobe klosed the game last night with tenacity.

by repla June 11, 2010

Klope

The best and purest father-daughter relationship from the show The Originals. (Klaus Mikaelson) and (Hope Mikaelson) they deserved so much better.

Person: did you see the series finale of the originals?

Me: yes, I’ll forever miss my Klope babies

by theoriviginals May 10, 2019

Kloe

A badass bitch with a sexy body. Hard as hell to get in bed with though.

Kloe is such a great girlfriend, i wish we had sex more often though...

by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

KLOPEK

A person who is slow-witted and incapable of paying attention. Symptoms are usually a result from generations of in-breeding

I told Klopek to change it three times already, and he still can't get it right!

by WALLY July 2, 2004

matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.

by emma moscherosch October 18, 2008

klote

Iets wat je gebruikt om nadruk te leggen op iets dat je niet heel erg fijn vindt.

Als je aan het gamen bent en je broertje stoort je, alweer: "Hou nou je klote bek eens dicht, ik probeer deze eindbaas te verslaan!"
Als je geen zin in je huiswerk hebt: "Klote school, klote boeken, klote leven, klote maatschappij, klote sociaal doen."

by LordMarshal January 25, 2016