kleenex ghost

The result of jizzing into a klenex.

Kevin left a nasty kleenex ghost on his bed.

by Kswag24 December 28, 2017

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

kleenex moment

male masturbation

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.

by pixie101 April 8, 2010

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.

Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!

by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018

All drizzy No Kleenex

Slang used when an individual is talking all that shit, but never backs it up

You know Quavan talks all that shit but he’s all drizzy no Kleenex. Punk ass bitch.

by Deunkfailure January 28, 2023