klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

Klanced

when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect

"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."

by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

klancie

Klancie is a girl who understands things beyond her years. Her emotional intelligence is extremely high. This is because she has been through hardships you could not imagine and at times she still struggles with torments in her mind. But despite this, she is generous to the point where she would go without in order to ensure you had what you needed.

She loves her family and friends and has time for anyone, no matter what race, sexual preference, age or interests. She can talk to anyone. And she can sing.

Klancie would understand

by Klanciesfriend January 28, 2018

klander

A black person on a bike wielding a shovel

did you that klander over there.

yeah he was scary!

by dikke jongen December 4, 2010

klanservative

An extreme conservative with racist inclinations.

Boy, those Minutemen sure are klanservative!

by Saint Torum August 1, 2012

Klancakes

A pancake that is fully cooked yet has no brown on it - an all white pancake

They brought klancakes to the bimonthly honorable KKK breakfast

by D-Vicks March 30, 2015

klandestine

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

by harry flashman August 17, 2003