Kittinger

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021

Burger Kinging

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.

Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.

by 13th June 5, 2011

killinger

Sex in crazy places.

Another term for the penis. Related to the force applied by the "beringer".

She kissed me in the elevator and I gave her the killinger.

by Lou Hamer March 27, 2014

kinging

Wrapping one's face in a garment, such as a scarf or ascot, to dramatically obscure one's identity. Often used in selfies.

"Who robbed that bank?"
"Idk he was kinging wit dat banana hammock mang"

by Reaper6121 August 27, 2013

don kinging

when your smoking a blunt amongst friends or just with another person and the ash on the blunt becomes almost as long as the blunt itself. the blunt begins to resemble don king, the famous boxing promoter. michael ponte aka facci aka the little don ponte created the term.

ponte: yo that blunt is don kinging right now

ponte: yo that blunt is pretty don king right now

by i cant feel my face!! October 12, 2006