kife

A brand of scottish toiletpaper.

Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

kife

A slang term for a flamming homosexual

The kife purchased a thong

by John Pisto September 9, 2007

Super Kife

To stealthily steal or plunder in an astounding and mind-boggling way.

I just got Super Kifed.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

kife

Another word for EPIC. It means good, or sick.

Guy 1- Hey man, did you see the new DaveDays Video?
Guy 2- Yah it was pretty Kife.

by stargirll3 April 20, 2009

kife

A large slice of white meat.

Give me some "Kife" on a bun.

by Chris dddd July 28, 2005

kife

a Dirty bitch who sleeps around

Naw yo, i don`t talk to her shes so kife

by Snittchhhh November 26, 2010

Kife

Anything Gross or Disgusting. Kife is a versatile word that you'll find helpful in describing anything! Usually used in greasy situations where you have to just be honest with the other individual and just call them a kife bastard.

Balahakeh - "Yo did you see what rose pulled up in to school in today?" Brudahoolay - "Yah that shit was fuckin kife!"

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020