kife

A brand of scottish toiletpaper.

Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

kife

A slang term for a flamming homosexual

The kife purchased a thong

by John Pisto September 9, 2007

Super Kife

To stealthily steal or plunder in an astounding and mind-boggling way.

I just got Super Kifed.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

kife

Another word for EPIC. It means good, or sick.

Guy 1- Hey man, did you see the new DaveDays Video?
Guy 2- Yah it was pretty Kife.

by stargirll3 April 20, 2009

kife

A large slice of white meat.

Give me some "Kife" on a bun.

by Chris dddd July 28, 2005

kife

a Dirty bitch who sleeps around

Naw yo, i don`t talk to her shes so kife

by Snittchhhh November 26, 2010

Kife

A word originating in Strathroy Ontario, meaning something is gross and/or disgusting

I refuse to eat ass, that is so kife!

by Strathvegas February 25, 2019