by lifelikezombie March 10, 2009

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
by Yononymous January 14, 2015

"Look at that bit of Kife!!"
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.
by Christoff M August 6, 2008

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

by Strathvegas February 25, 2019

Bro 1: Gross, dude you have a bunch of kife in your lips.
Bro 2: Yeah I just finished roasting a bone and have wicked pasties. A little kife never killed anyone.
Bro 2: Yeah I just finished roasting a bone and have wicked pasties. A little kife never killed anyone.
by Rbanuictionaryd September 8, 2019
