thomas kiefer

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

Kiefer Sutton

A Kiefer Sutton is when you put your penis in-betwixt a scone with clotted cream and jam. The person performing oral smacks their lips around it getting a meal whilst giving a gobble too.

Jane gave Ian a Kiefer Sutton last night, she said it was the best scone she’d ever had.

by Adzybayor January 31, 2022

Kiefer

The man behind the bump. Impregnator of over 4,000 mother's across the globe. Also known as, "White Diddy", "The Human Tampon" and "The Baby Bank". This man, no, this force of nature, puts the fetal in fetal position.

Don't let the dog out tonight, I heard that Kiefer's on the prowl.

by Sadie Flier December 2, 2024

Kiefer Battymon

when a mans snakes the fam to steal his space/seat

yo that man took your seat, he kiefer battymon'd you

by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Nicole Kiefer

A lovely down to earth person who everyone likes. She gives out free head to anyone who asks and is very popular.

Nicole Kiefer gave me head last night it was great

by JerryMan123 May 23, 2020

Kiefer

kiefer is a thing where people get hard every-morning when they wake up.

Aww sh*t i got kiefered again!

by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017

Kiefer

A Lethal Weapon

Wow don't mess with Kiefer over there he's a lethal weapon

by Soforkwlsoofkg August 30, 2021