Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

kibbler

A time wasting weasel

'My god, is that Kibbler here to do another PR shot?'

by Svent September 26, 2006

Mr kibbles

A gay cat that likes sucking dick

Im mr kibbles and im gay , i want to suck gay boy aviciis dick and ram ranch him

by Quick Nick May 27, 2019

kibble

to fart worse than a dog

Your buddy: Man, you smell that dog fart?

You: Nah man, that wasn't the dog, I kibbled.

by luckykorn December 21, 2009

Kibbleton

A kibbleton, Is normnally the nick name for a Bi-sexual male bass player. He is generaly fooled into liking some female pop stars (e.g. Lady Gaga) And changes his hair all the time but eventually have no hair because of the constant dyeing and straightening. He is also sometimes known to be obsessed with male lead singers in bands (e.
g. You Me At Six) Sometimes wears fringe holders. Likes emos and scene kids.

"Your new nickname is Kibbleton. Its official."

by DanielHixon August 26, 2009

kibble and bits

n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 9, 2004

Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.

Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece

by Assfuvker October 8, 2009