Lt. Kern

A city slicker lawyer who red head is the utmost ugliest thing on the face of the earth

Lt. Kern is a doouchebag.

by Hell NO August 13, 2004

Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.

The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.

by koi-boy November 24, 2011

Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff

Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.

by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023

Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kerner

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

by Kerner June 13, 2013

Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015