Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.
"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"
by Jim Jonts March 30, 2006
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Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.
Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!
by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012
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kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out
kern valley high school suck
by dil bob October 04, 2017
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Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.
"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."
by NCT420 April 10, 2013
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Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff
Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
by notanig_maybe April 17, 2023
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Kern’s

Kern’s is gud juice 😎
by Ass_Hat February 07, 2022
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Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.
I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.
by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021
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