Kenning it

Refers to when a someone, particularly middle-aged men named Kenn, is too dumb or lazy to do a home improvement project the right way and instead takes the easy way out by doing a shoddy, make-shift job that's bound to fail when least expected. For example, taping down kitchen tile with cheap double-sided tape (instead of mortar), removing or cutting a structural beam in a house for more head room, or covering an exterior electrical wire with plumbing tape to protect it from the rain.

Ex. 1 Using masking tape to hold down the roof shingles? What the hell?! You are really Kenning it today.

Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.

by lexiwa October 15, 2013

Ken

(verb/noun) To sit alone by yourself in a public place, ignoring all potential human interaction. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Stop being such a ken, you'll never meet girls that way.

He was just kenning over on the steps, we kind of felt bad for him.

by summah2011 July 16, 2011

'ken

'Ken is short for 'Fucken' or 'Farken'.

'Fucken' is short for 'Fucking' and is purposely misspelled when one is trying to evoke Australian accent and/or tongue.

'Ken Oath.
'Ken Awesome.
'Kenhell son, you've lit the farken house on fire!

by Tim Kelly May 2, 2006

Ken

Ken is the nicest person ever! He has slick blonde hair and is really hot. He is the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ask for. He is sporty, smart and loves playing music and listening to music. He loves broadway and traveling the world. He will do anything for you. He doesn’t like to open up to people but when he does you love him more. He is super competitive. But has lots of hidden secrets no one knows

I love ken

by Fox19 January 23, 2018

Ken

The act of urinating whilst seated. To Ken, Kenning, Kenned

"Woah, you ken?"

by TherealBug May 29, 2019

Kenned

The definition of a man who lives in Denmark. He is reckless and lives life on the edge. He originated from visiting the Coca Cola factory in Denmark. He is a real gangster. There is no-one like him.

Oh look at Kenned. What a Kenned that is!

by Rassyboy January 23, 2018

Kenned

When someone with the name of Ken completely and utterly verbally rapes you

You just got Kenned - You just got owned

by kennytheledgend November 8, 2012