(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.
by Wenatchee Guy March 25, 2008
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On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.
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"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.
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It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
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