Keister Bunny

(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.

"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."

by Wenatchee Guy March 23, 2008

Keister Bunny

SISSYWHORE PRISONBITCHSHERRYOUSBLACKOWNED

The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.

by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020

Keister Egg Hunt

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.

On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!

by StiffPeter1015 March 31, 2018

Keister Logan Richardson IV

A four way hybrid of god, a simp,Brittany Spears, and bo Jackson

I saw keister Logan Richardson IV hit 100 dingers with Bridget the bat the other day

by Big esko April 30, 2020

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout

Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.

by Big esko April 30, 2020

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it

“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂

by Yesnil April 05, 2021

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 08, 2021